Internal monolouge

"Jimmy Fowlin!" Oh great it’s my turn. I really don’t want to go in and get a shot. Personally I think I’ll be just fine without one. I mean yeah the flu is bad and all but it sure isn't bad enough for me to want a needle in my arm. Left right left right I am walking so slowly right now I really don’t want that shot. Why is the nurse giving me that nasty look, someone must be having a bad day. This chair is nice and comfortable not too firm like the one out in the waiting room; it’s too bad it smells like a foot and coffee in here. Great here comes the doctor and man o man is that a big needle. “Hello jimmy how are you today” “I’m great sir and yourself?” It’s funny how we sit here and pretend to care how one another’s day is going. I mean really when someone asks how was your day you don’t expect them to say it was horrible. I mean if this guy knew what I was going through he wouldn’t understand. Dumb Veronica I should have listened to my friends. They said she was cheating but I didn’t believe them now I’m heartbroken and about to have a needle in my arm, and this guy has the nerve to ask how my day was. “Roll up your sleeve please jimmy” “Yes sir” great here it comes…..oh wait no I forgot about the alcohol wipe to clean my arm. “Ouch!” “Oh jimmy I didn’t hurt that bad be a man”. Be a man!? Be a man!? I’d like to see you be man with a six inch needle in your arm. Doctors these days they swear they’re so great just because they’ve got lots of degrees and fancy cars. “Would you like a lollipop Jimmy” “No thank you sir I’m fine”. Did he seriously just offer me a lollipop, I’m 16 freaking years old and I drove myself here and you offer me a lollipop? What’s next some pampers and a ring pop, actually I could go for a ring pop right now, the blue one. Hmmm I wonder if it’s weird that I don’t know the flavor of things, I know blue isn’t a flavor but if somebody asked me what my favorite flavor was I’d say all that blue stuff. “You may go now Jimmy.” “Ok sir thank you.” I can’t believe I just thanked a man for stabbing me, but thank god that’s over. Finally I can go home and re…la…la hawchoo! Oh great I think I’m catching the flu!